i got one ask like once and it was my pride and joy, anyone is allowed to send asks or message me any time :) (i literally don’t sleep so if i don’t respond right away i’m probably thinking of something funny to say) keep it appropriate though, but please, if you have something you wanna say, say it! :)


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that-doe-main asked:

Can I go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to?

My ask box is your playground 🫡

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.

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I have committed a hate crime.

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The only valid answer.

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@shychick-52 PLEASE DON'T 😭 /j

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Yaaaaas 😍

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“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

Drow are Australian, aa they come from a land down under.

Svirfneblin are Kiwis, since you never remember them, either.

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Autistic Headcanons: Milo Murphy (Milo Murphy's Law)

"You know what they say: Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armor!"


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Anonymous asked:

-Points at the baby Cavenpuss on your pfp-

He points back at you, lovingly

why did mac make that “well, actually” face when dennis said that he and mac don’t have sex?? miss mcelhenney pls explain your acting choices

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hmm

"Are Mac and Dennis the Greatest Will-They-Won't-They in Sitcom History?" - @k8mckinnonstan

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As filmed by yours truly and @macdenlover (x)

happy April fools day you weeaboo shits *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you*

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BOOP BOOP!!!!! (audio undercut for funsies)

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